Sunday, March 13, 2005

And now, SCENE 8.

By Wincy's request, I shall now post the script for Alvin's BIG SCENE in "The Drive." Go Alvin! *waves flag*

Brian: Ahhh...that's soooo good. This has gotta be the best breakfast smoothie in the world. Bananas, organic yogurt, blueberries, soya milk, yeast, cold pressed apple juice, protein powder...oh, I can just feel it going into my body! It's so cleansing, so purifying!

Allan: Hey, man, you got some spare change? Like, I've got enough coinage for the McDeal burger but, like, if you give me another toonie, I can totally upgrade to a combo and get, like, some pop and fries--

Brian: FRIES?? Oh my God!! Do you know what you're doing to your body? Like, trans fatty acids! Are you out of your mind?! Do you know what it does?! It gets into your arteries, veins, and clogs your pores, and goes up to your heart. Your HEART! That's the very source of your life's energy. Trans fats...they're poison!! And they're everywhere! French fries, popcorn, processed foods, potato chips...

Allan: On second thought...(tries to leave)

Brian: You know, I've learned a lot about how to heal the body. I mean, I've veen working at the Body Temple health food store for two years now. I mean, have you ever had wheat grass juice? It's SOOO exciting! It attacks those body toxins, believe me, don't eat pizza before you eat wheat grass! It'll feel like a nuclear explosion in your body! OWW! It gives you such a hit of energy...it's better than a cappuccino! Now, I've been a vegan for three whole years now--all raw foods, no dairy--and I feel GREAT! So think about it. It's not too late to turn your life around!

Allan: Uhh...sure dude...



This is a combination between the first script and the final version. There's this whole bit in the final version where Brian gives Allan a small sample of wheat grass juice and Allan gets sick and stuff, but that's not in the script that I have. Oh well.

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